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The Centering, or, Sargon of Akkad's no good, very individualistic day


To quote an anon, may he be remembered for eternity:

Can you imagine Sargon returning to bed after being told by Spencer that he should be thankful that Spencer pointed out he wasn’t as smart as he thought he was? He probably crawled into bed late - after spending an hour salvaging his ego on another stream after fleeing the debate. His cow wife likely turned over and asked him what was wrong, and - breathing heavily - he brushed her off. Neither are sexually attracted to each other, it’s likely Sargon’s obesity even physically prevents him from satisfying her. She thinks about bringing up the fact that the family’s finances are only getting worse. Maybe he should leave YouTube behind and get a real job. But she doesn’t say anything - she’d hate for him to fly into one of his impotent rages and explode when one of her children, not his, misbehaves - which is inevitable given how little respect they have for the fat, jobless, man that pretends to be her father. Sargon rolls away from her, his fat prevents him from laying comfortably on his side - the pressure on his organs already causes him perpetual unease. He can’t help but think about Spencer, the handsome wealthy man who embarrassed him. He’s brought back to the terror and helplessness that he once felt as a child being bullied by older boys for reasons he never understood. He’s smarter than Spencer - he exclaims in his mind - how dare Spencer treat him this way? And yet, he knows that Spencer sleeps surrounded by a loyal cadre of followers who would risk their lives for him, next to a beautiful woman* who he dominates in the classical sense. Spencer is a household name, and Sargon is now a joke in the only sector that gave him attention. Sargon wonders why he doesn’t inspire. Why the only “friends” he has are strangers viewed through a computer monitor. He rationalizes, pleads with himself - all the time avoiding the real answer that, for all his “intelligence,” others are instinctually repulsed by him and his nihilistic lifestyle.

*Spencer's wife is a weird looking slav, but if that's the writer's thing I won't judge

Sargon of Akkad, aka Sargoy of Mossad, aka Soygon of Cuckkad, aka Quadroon of Blackkdadm, aka what ever, is another YouTube centrist desperate for more attention and recognition as legitamate. He is a supposedly quarter black British man named Carl Benjamin, and as such, I will call him Carl, because I only like YouTube because the full screen button, on the bottom right, when in full screen, looks like the Wehrmacht cross.

Carl's inescapable issue is his desire for fairness, which, in the context of modern belief, is understandable, as a good. The problem here is the belief that, not only is fairness good, but it is also an objective moral. The key here is 'objective', as, despite his atheism, he seems to believe in morality conforming to reality, and as such, all reality leads too the moral position, being the 'center'.

In simple terms, Carl thinks the moral position is always the center, even, or perhaps especially, where there is no clear center on an issue. Here, his problem should be clear.

Not every position is on a 1-dimensional spectrum, clearly, as anybody on fringe politics can see, VERY clearly. Still, Carl will never cede this, as his worldview is built upon a self-congratulating system, of moral's truth being true because it's moral.

This leads to a problem, because when your worldview requires putting a wide opinion spectrum on a 1 dimensional line, with a left, a middle, and a right, and, you force yourself into a place on that phony spectrum, your view will end up far from the center.

An easy example of this problem is Carl's Individualism classified as British Liberalism. This view is his only actual solid belief, however, its direction is still at the goal of centrism. The ability to drift to the center, however illogical, is only attainable by equitarian individualism. As such, his views create a safe space for himself, as individualism to this degree, combined to the equity needed for basic centrism, is impossible in itself. Outside of this, there are countless cases of his centrism being in the, well, center, for centrism's sake. This facade of beliefs of convictions is very frustrating to most ideologues.

This is why Carl, among all of the Skeptics, is uniquely divisive and angering to the left and the right. He refers to both as SJWs, but, when arguing with one, he adopts positions of the opposite, while maintaining his centrism, and such, moral superiority. The unconscious hypocrisy of this is why he is so infuriating, and why eventually, regardless of outward political views, he will destroy himself.

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